Excuses to get a new bike!
• But honey, just think of all the money I'll save on gas when I'm riding the new Fixie to work!
• Honey, I've been thinking of ways to cut down on our monthly expenses. I've considered canceling my gym membership, but I still need to get in some exercise. Any suggestions? Then as you discuss alternative ways to stay in shape, drive the conversation towards the idea of getting a new mountain bike.
• Tell the wife, you're buying her a new bike. But get the frame you want and stick a girls saddle on it. Then swop out your saddle when you're ready to ride it. (Note: requires a wife or girl friend that rides the same size frame as you.)
• Oh that's my buddies bike, I'm just holding it for him. Yea he said I could ride it.
• I ride for you baby! I need the new bike so I can ride more difficult trails and get even more miles in. You don't want me to have a giant beer gut like the neighbor do you?
• My doctor told me to ride more and suggested switching up my riding positions to help reduce back pain. A 5" travel bike is the perfect solution.
• For every dollar the wife spends on new shoes, you get to put aside a dollar towards the new bike fund. Shouldn't take long before you have that new ride.
• Kick it up a notch - For every dollar the wife spends on a new purse, you get to put aside a dollar towards the new bike fund. You'll have that bike in no time.
• You earned it - spend it! Get that new bike!
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